Monday, March 14, 2011

The Einstein Principle: Accomplish More By Doing Less


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In The Writer's Almanac I read that today (March 14) is the birthday of Albert Einstein, physicist and Nobel Prize winner who is remembered as having been a mathematical genius.

Albert Einstein March 14, 1879 -- April 18, 1955


According to the aforementioned article in The Writer's Almanac:

After the conclusion of his tour of the United States, in an interview with a Dutch newspaper, Albert Einstein said: "The vast enthusiasm for me in America appears to be typically American though and as far as I can judge I rather understand it: the people are so uncommonly bored, yes honestly much more so than is the case with us. And there is so little for them there anyhow. [...] So folks are happy when they are given something to play with and which they can revere, and that they then do with exceptional intensity.

Most of all it is the women, by the way, who dominate all of American life. The men are interested in nothing at all; they work, work as I haven't seen anyone anywhere else. For the rest, they are toy dogs for their wives, who spend the money in the most excessive fashion and who shroud themselves in a veil of extravagance. They will do anything that's in vogue and in fashion, and, as it happens, have thrown themselves among the throngs of the 'Einstein-craze,'

Does it make an outlandish impression upon me, the crowd's excitement here and there about my beliefs and theories, about which it doesn't understand anything? I find it amusing and also interesting to watch them. I certainly believe it is the magic of non-comprehension that attracts them."


A bit of an eye-opener... eh?
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Today, instead of spending time entering inanities into this blog as I usually do, I intend to buckle down and work on my ongoing project of self-publishing... after all, this would be considered as adhering to The Einstein Principle... "Accomplish more by doing less."

Right?
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Achievements worth achieving require hard work. There is no shortcut here.
--Albert Einstein

Sunday, March 13, 2011

The Perpetual Pastiche That Defines My Life



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The Monthly Report that popped up yesterday from my Norton Virus Scan software proclaimed:

Virus and Spyware -- 122 threats removed
Intrusions -- 16 blocked
Phishing -- 31 sites blocked
Authentications -- 1,252 sites authenticated
Cleanup --
27,776 files removed;
151 registry keys removed

Unbelievable!
(but I do believe it)
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Surveying Its World From A Treetop


Tucson, AZ -- March 2011
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My New Word For Today:

corniche -- A coastal road, especially one cut into the side of a cliff.

La Corniche near Monaco


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To my great pleasure, I have discovered the writing of Jean Genet...

In my time, the Ramblas were frequented by two young mariconas who carried a tame little monkey on their shoulders. It was an easy pretext for approaching clients: the monkey would jump up on the man they pointed out to it. One of the mariconas was called Pedro. He was pale and thin. His waist was very supple, his step quick. His eyes in particular were splendid, his lashes immense. In fun, I asked him which was the monkey, he or the animal he carried on his shoulder. We started quarreling. I punched him. His eyelashes remained stuck to my knuckles; they were fake. I had just discovered the existence of fakes.

--Jean Genet
The Thief's Journal

(Amazon.com offers The Thief's Journal, Kindle version, for $1)

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The Electroasylum is an interesting site...
at least, I think it is interesting.

('nuff said about that)
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A picture is worth . . .
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PASTICHE
a: potpourri
b : hodgepodge

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I liked, as I like still, to make words look self-conscious and foolish, to bind them by the mock marriage of a pun, to turn them inside out, to come upon them unawares. What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
--Vladimir Nabokov

Saturday, March 12, 2011

The Times They Are A'Changin'...


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The Forever Stamp -- I just heard about it. Yes, I am behind the times, and in many other ways than merely not being aware of a roll of stamps that will still be usable even after the price of first-class postage rises again. This seems to be the best way for an infrequent user of the U.S. Postal Service like me to buy stamps. But I'm not sure about it.
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Another subject I have recently learned about is dystopia. Why it matters that I know what dystopia is or not is most likely immaterial, but I hate it when I discover that a subject exists that I know nothing about. That's why I spend so much time looking things up.

Below is a first paragraph contributed by some helpful soul...

Dystopia is utopia's polarized mirror image. While utilizing many of the same concepts as utopia—for example, social stability created by authoritarian regimentation—dystopia reads these ideas pessimistically. Dystopia angrily challenges utopia's fundamental assumption of human perfectibility, arguing that humanity's inherent flaws negate the possibility of constructing perfect societies, except for those that are perfectly hellish. Dystopias are solely fictional, presenting grim, oppressive societies—with the moralistic goal of preventing the horrors they illustrate.

Read more: Dystopia - Goals Of Dystopian Fiction

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Don Oldenburg is a columnist and writer I'd never heard of until a few days ago -- Good Grief! Click the link to read some of his columns.
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Here is a poem that truly paints a picture with words...

The poem Cher can be read at The Writer's Almanac and can be easily envisioned by any person who has viewed the old Sonny and Cher show on TV back in the 'good old days.'

Remember this? . . . I Got You, Babe

And . . .

Who could forget: Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves

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Yep . . . The Times They Are A'Changin' sings Bob Dylan...


My favorite, though, was Joan Baez singing it.

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"The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind"
--Bob Dylan

Friday, March 11, 2011

This Is Johnny Appleseed Day...


Today is the anniversary of the birth of John Chapman -- better known as Johnny Appleseed.


I have heard stories of Johnny Appleseed from the earliest times I can remember, mostly told to me by my grandmother in the 1940s in my small hometown in Northwest Indiana... but I was formally introduced to the true history of the man, John Chapman, when I was an eighth-grader in my Indiana History class. And I have never fortgotten those early tall-tales, nor the genuine facts about the man.

Fascinating!

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Apples


We're told that an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but what exactly are the health benefits of apples? Here are ten reasons to heed the advice of that old proverb.


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Basic Nutrition Facts About Apples

> Apples don't have fat, cholesterol or sodium, which may help you maintain heart health and a healthy weight.

> Apples do have lots of fiber - both soluble and insoluble kinds. Fiber may help promote heart health and maintain regularity.

> Apples contain small amounts of potassium, which may promote heart health and help maintain healthy blood pressure.


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That's enough for today. I have a great deal of creative writing and other writing-related chores to do, and can no longer put them off. And besides, I have an apple out in the kitchen that is waiting to be eaten.


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"Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree."
-- Martin Luther

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Some Days We Don't Feel So Well . . .


Human beings go to amazing lengths to convince themselves that they are special, that they are sensitive souls, that unlike the unlettered masses, they, the highly educated, the 'elite' actually do care -- like, for example, the way scholars read books written by William Faulkner and struggle to 'empathize' with the disgusting characters therein depicted.

Even after years of sporadic reading of Faulkner's stories I too feel that my mind is special, that I am one of those natural persons who is able to see through the widespread social scam that declares those impenetrable writings as being superior to the clear and directly written stories of lesser non-genius authors, that I am not fooled by the conditioning administered by the minions of higher education.

But I know, of course, that I am not special at all. I am an habitual cynic who believes in nothing.

I do not believe in the conventional perception of a personal god. Yet I do not loudly declare, as do the militant gnu-atheists, that there is no god.

I believe in nothing.

It seems that almost all people, nearly every living person, believes that human beings are more than biological entities, more than just an animal, better than only an upright-walking mammal possessing a complex brain -- that people have a mysterious soul that distinguishes them from all the other animals that roam the planet.

I do not.

I believe in nothing.

This does not make me a happy person. But yet it does not make me especially unhappy, either. One thing it does do, though, is to spur me on to continue searching for that elusive answer to the question: "Why am I here?" -- always hoping that eventually I will suddenly 'see the light' and then I will know...

The only reason I am publishing the above drivel instead of deleting it as I usually do is because I am not feeling so well this morning... -- neither physically nor mentally. But I've found through experience, that "this too shall pass."

I'll feel better in a few hours. And I can always come back later and delete the entire entry.

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Anetta Pirinen says she knew something significant had happened in her mind the day the word "Homer" stopped being a Greek poet and took on the meaning of a cartoon character.

"Doh!"

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Be careful about reading health books.
You may die of a misprint.
--Mark Twain

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

The Month Of March . . .

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On March 9 . . .

In 1862 -- During the American Civil War, The USS Monitor and CSS Virginia fought to a draw in the Battle of Hampton Roads, the first battle between two ironclad warships.

In 1959 -- The beloved Barbie doll made its debut at the American International Toy Fair in New York.

In 1961 -- Sputnik 9 successfully launched, carrying a human dummy nicknamed Ivan Ivanovich, and demonstrating that Soviet Union was ready to begin human spaceflight.

And, in 2010 -- The first same-sex marriages in Washington, D.C. took place.


Note:
You can listen to Mickey Gilley sing at lost.fm if you have a mind to.
Note 2:
I often play music from the lost.fm site while I do computer related stuff.

My goodness gracious... it's simply amazing what can be discovered out there... using Google?

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I read in a tweet from my old hometown newspaper that: "On Sunday March 13 at 2 a.m., Daylight Saving Time begins in the United States. Don't forget to Spring Ahead!"

Of course, here in Tucson we (being inimical to convention) neither move our clocks forward nor backward... ever. But since much of the rest of the country does so it's nice to know when the changes occur. For example: when Daylight Saving Time kicks in, the East coast will be three hours ahead of the folks in Tucson instead of the two hours differential during Standard Time. Also, we will share the same time as denizens of California instead of being an hour ahead of them.


inimical
-adjective
1. adverse in tendency or effect; unfavorable; harmful

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The descent of man? Our species is still evolving, but future humans might be more like Danny DeVito than Stuart Broad. Olly Bootle explains why. Below is his opening...

Ever since Charles Darwin formulated his theory of evolution by natural selection 150 years ago, scientists have wondered whether the process still applies to humans. Evolution may have made us, but at some point, did we stop evolving? There's no question that we're unique in the animal world. While a bear which found itself stranded in the arctic would, over millennia, evolve thick blubber to keep itself warm, humans could make clothes and light fires. Or we could just build a boat and leave. And so scientists suspected that by adapting to environmental change – the driver of natural selection – using our ingenuity, we might have stopped ourselves evolving. The late Stephen Jay Gould, one of the most respected of evolutionary biologists, once said: "There has been no biological change in humans in 40,000 or 50,000 years. Everything we call culture and civilisation we've built with the same body and brain." It turns out that he, and many others, were wrong.

The above link will take you to this truly fascinating short article.

Danny DeVito
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The Voyage Out by Virginia Woolf is the latest of my FREE KindlePC downloads. I read the first two pages immediately but then had to tend to some pesky chores, but I intend to get back to it later this evening.
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RELEASE: 11-067

NASA ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FROM 'INSPIRED' HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS

WASHINGTON -- U.S. high school students are invited to participate in NASA's Interdisciplinary National Science Program Incorporating Research Experience, or INSPIRE, through an online learning community. INSPIRE is designed to encourage students in ninth through 12th grades to pursue careers in science, technology, engineering and math (STEM).

Applications are being accepted through June 30. NASA will make selections for the program in September. The selected students and their parents will participate in an online learning community with opportunities to interact with peers, NASA engineers and scientists. The online community also provides appropriate grade level educational activities, discussion boards and chat rooms for participants to gain exposure to careers and opportunities available at NASA.

Students selected for the program also will have the option to compete for unique grade-appropriate experiences during the summer of 2012 at NASA facilities and participating universities. The summer experience provides students with a hands-on opportunity to investigate education and careers in the STEM disciplines.

INSPIRE is part of NASA's education strategy to attract and retain students in the STEM disciplines critical to NASA's missions. For more information about INSPIRE, visit this website

http://www.nasa.gov/offices/education/programs/descriptions/INSPIRE_Project.html

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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
--Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC)

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Poetry, Civil War, Whitman, Lincoln, etc.


I read a reference to a Top Ten list of the 10 Greatest Poets, so curiosity compelled me to take a look at it.

List of The 10 Greatest Poets --
(In the opinion of Dean Rader)

Dean Rader is a Professor of English at the University of San Francisco. He has published widely in the fields of poetry, American Indian studies, and popular culture. His debut collection of poems, Works & Days, won the 2010 T. S. Eliot Poetry Prize, judged by Claudia Keelan and was published in September. In addition, he's the recipient of both the Sow's Ear Poetry Prize and the Crab Creek Poetry Prize.

I have, of course, heard of the poets on Mr. Rader's list... many, many times, but I have never before heard of Dean Rader. And I don't agree with his list. Not at all. And I don't think I'm the only one. The first comment following his article was: "God, this list is embarrassing."
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It was Walt Whitman, celebrated poet and ardent admirer of Abraham Lincoln, who said:

"I would be much pleased to see some heroic, shrewd, fully-informed, healthy-bodied, middle-aged, beard-faced American blacksmith or boatman come down from the West across the Alleghanies, and walk into the Presidency, dressed in a clean suit of working attire, and with the tan all over his face, breast, and arms; I would certainly vote for that sort of man, possessing the due requirements, before any other candidate."

I'm pretty sure that Abe Lincoln fit that description.

Abraham Lincoln. Gore Vidal wrote a book, a novel, titled: Lincoln. I am reading it now, a chapter or so each night before I turn off the light and fall asleep.

Although I'm not by any stretch of the imagination a scholar or a (an?) historian, nor even a mild Civil War buff... I have been interested in reading about Abraham Lincoln for most of my life.

1861 is a new book written by Adam Goodheart and is scheduled for release by Amazon.com in April.

A Novel by Adam Goodheart

Adam Goodheart is a historian, journalist, and travel writer. His articles have appeared in National Geographic, Outside, Smithsonian, The Atlantic, and The New York Times Magazine, among others, and he is a regular columnist for The New York Times’s acclaimed Civil War blog, Disunion. He lives in Washington, D.C., and on the Eastern Shore of Maryland, where he is the Hodson Trust-Griswold Director of Washington College’s C. V. Starr Center for the Study of the American Experience.

Adam Goodheart


Tony Horwitz said, "1861 is the best book I have ever read on the start of the Civil War. Sumter, secession, and Lincoln appear in a wonderfully fresh and illuminating light, supported by a cast of extraordinary players that few Americans know about. Penetrating, eloquent, and deeply moving, this is a classic introduction to the nation’s greatest conflict."

Yes, if all goes well I will be buying (or borrowing) this book in the near future.

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I listened online yesterday to Ben Zimmer when he was a guest on NPR's Patt Morrison Show (KPCC in Southern California) -- Ben Zimmer is the man who took over for the late William Safire at the New York Times Magazine column On Language. Sadly, that column has now been discontinued. I recorded the interview with my little portable Sony recorder, so I can save it for later, for re-listening.
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Space shuttle Discovery is scheduled to return to Earth for the final time on Wednesday, March 9, completing a 13-day mission to outfit the International Space Station. If Discovery lands Wednesday, it will have spent a total of 365 days in space and traveled more than 148 million miles during 39 flights. It launched on its first mission on Aug. 30, 1984.

The future is begun . . .


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cynic
noun:
1. One who believes people are motivated by self-interest only.
2. A person with a negative outlook, one disposed to find fault.

Without a doubt, I am a cynic . . .

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"Let us remember that the automatic machine is the precise economic equivalent of slave labor. Any labor which competes with slave labor must accept the economic consequences of slave labor."
--Norbert Weiner