Showing posts with label George Carlin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label George Carlin. Show all posts

Monday, October 1, 2012

Should All U.S. Citizens Vote?


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Tucson Weather Today


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General Election: November 6, 2012.
Early Voting in Arizona begins October 11, 2012.

Early voting can be both a good thing and and a bad thing. If millions of U.S. citizens vote for a candidate who then (before election day) is found to have previously undisclosed defects, then the early voter has been screwed. Gives weight as to whether or not it is possible, after all, for people to actually "go fornicate themselves."

If, for example, a citizen were to mail in an early ballot even before the debates were presented on television, and then during the debates the candidate for whom the citizen had marked his ballot, well, then there is nothing to be done about it.

Each time I receive my Early Voting ballot I put it aside and later take it down again as reference whenever I get around to looking up the various candidates listed on that ballot.

Information on Arizona Early Voting is HERE


Note: The above destination can also be used to link directly to voting information for all other states.

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New Stuff From My Old Hometown

The Rensselaer Adventures blog this last Saturday had a photo of some Red Ivy growing in the Northwest Indiana area. It's quite interesting if you like to view seasonal or regional wild flowers.

The blog is written by and most of its photos are taken by Robert Schenk, Professor of Economics Emeritus, St. Joseph's College. Rensselaer, Indiana.

Many more photos of Indiana wildflowers can be viewed HERE

The blog is written by and most of its photos are taken by Robert Schenk, Professor of Economics Emeritus, St. Joseph's College, Rensselaer, Indiana.

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WORD FOR TODAY

    
beguile [bih-gahyl]
verb
-  Charm or enchant (someone), sometimes in a deceptive way.
-  Trick (someone) into doing something.

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BORN ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY



Walter Matthau

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Born: Oct. 1, 1920
Died: July 1, 2000

Walter Matthau was an American actor best known for his role as Oscar Madison in The Odd Couple and his frequent collaborations with Odd Couple star Jack Lemmon, as well as his role as Coach Buttermaker in the 1976 comedy The Bad News Bears. He won an Academy Award for his performance in the 1966 Billy Wilder film The Fortune Cookie.



Jimmy Carter


Born Oct. 1, 1924
Age: 87 years old

James Earl "Jimmy" Carter, Jr. is an American politician who served as the 39th President of the United States (1977–1981) and was the recipient of the 2002 Nobel Peace Prize, the only U.S. President to have received the Prize after leaving office. Before he became President, Carter served as a U.S. Naval officer, was a peanut farmer, served two terms as a Georgia State Senator and one as Governor of Georgia (1971–1975).

 Born Oct. 1, 1921
Died: Feb 6, 2009

James Allen Whitmore, Jr. was an American film and stage actor. Whitmore's first major picture was Battleground, in a role that was turned down by Spencer Tracy, and for which Whitmore was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor. Other major films included Angels in the Outfield (1951 film), The Asphalt Jungle, The Next Voice You Hear, Above and Beyond, Kiss Me, Kate, Them!, Oklahoma!, Black Like Me, Guns of the Magnificent Seven, Planet of the Apes, Tora! Tora! Tora!, and Give 'em Hell, Harry!, for which he was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Actor for his portrayal of former U.S. President Harry S Truman. In the film Tora! Tora! Tora! he played the part of Admiral William F. "Bull" Halsey.

In the 1960-1961 television season, Whitmore starred in his own crime drama on ABC entitled The Law and Mr. Jones, in the title role



Bonnie Parker
(with Clyde Barrow)


 Born Oct. 1, 1910
Died May 23, 1934

Bonnie Elizabeth Parker and Clyde Chestnut Barrow were well-known outlaws, robbers, and criminals who traveled the Central United States with their gang during the Great Depression. The "Barrow Gang" included at times Buck Barrow, Blanche Barrow, Raymond Hamilton, W.D. Jones, Joe Palmer, Ralph Fults, and Henry Methvin. Their exploits captured the attention of the American public during the "public enemy era" between 1931 and 1934. Though known today for his dozen-or-so bank robberies, Barrow in fact preferred to rob small stores or rural gas stations. The gang is believed to have killed at least nine police officers and committed several civilian murders. The couple themselves were eventually ambushed and killed in Louisiana by law officers. Their reputation was cemented in American pop folklore by Arthur Penn's 1967 film Bonnie and Clyde.

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Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.

--Al Capp

Oh! Wait a minute. I almost forgot.

George Carlin is too radical and way too profane for some peoples' tastes. But nobody (well, almost nobody) can watch him perform and listen to his words without laughing... at least once during a ten minute performance.

Don't believe me?

Give it a try . . 

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Saturday, September 1, 2012

World's Greatest Country . . .



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I took some time from my busy, busy schedule (yeah, right) to view a couple of Youtube videos, and afterward, was glad I did so.


HBO's NEWSROOM -- Opening scene:

Why America's Not the Greatest Country


And then I watched Seth Andrews (The Thinking Atheist) talk about what he wants in a president:

What do you really want in a president?


It does my heart good to discover that I am not alone in my way of thinking.

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WORD FOR TODAY


contralto [kuhn-tral-toh]
noun
1.
the lowest female voice or voice part, intermediate between soprano and tenor.
2.
the alto, or highest male voice or voice part.
3.
a singer with a contralto voice.

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BORN ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY


 Edgar Rice Burroughs


Born Sept. 1, 1875
Died Mar 19, 1950

Edgar Rice Burroughs was an American author, best known for his creation of the jungle hero Tarzan and the heroic Mars adventurer John Carter, although he produced works in many genres.




Born Sept. 1, 1939
Age: 72 years old.

Mary Jean "Lily" Tomlin is an American actress, comedian, writer, and producer. Tomlin has been a major force in American comedy since the late 1960s when she began a career as a stand up comedian and became a featured performer on television's Laugh-in. Her career has spanned television, comedy recordings, Broadway, and motion pictures, enjoying acclaimed success in each medium. She has won many awards including Tony Awards, Emmy Awards, and a Grammy Award and has also been nominated for an Academy Award. Tomlin's humor is often sharp and insightful in the traditions of standup comedians, but also frequently endearing, slightly wacky, and generally quite "family friendly" in the tradition of television comediennes such as Lucille Ball, Carol Burnett, and Eve Arden.



 Conway Twitty


Born Sept. 1, 1933
Died June 5, 1993.

Conway Twitty, born Harold Lloyd Jenkins, was an American country music artist. He also had success in early rock and roll, R&B and pop music. He held the record for the most number one singles of any act with 40 No. 1 Billboard country hits until George Strait broke the record in 2006. From 1971-76, Twitty received a string of Country Music Association awards for duets with Loretta Lynn. He was never a member of the Grand Ole Opry, but was inducted into both the Country Music and Rockabilly Halls of Fame.


Rocky Marciano


Born Sept. 1, 1923
Died Aug 31, 1969

Rocky Marciano,born Rocco Francis Marchegiano, was an American professional boxer and the World Heavyweight Champion from September 23, 1952, to April 27, 1956. Marciano is the only champion to hold the heavyweight title and go untied and undefeated throughout his career. Marciano defended his title six times.

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Always do whatever's next.
--George Carlin

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Excuses, Excuses . . .




One of the reasons I have composed no entries for the last few days is that I have not been feeling well. Several days of painful chest and sinus congestion and lots of coughing and sneezing kept me away from the blog. But I am feeling better now.

Another reason is that I have been working on a separate writing project. That project is not going well. But I am not yet ready to delete it and then forget it, as is often the case with my mind's somewhat weird workings.

Not yet.
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Greta Christina writes of cognitive dissonance and of memes. Both of these words swirl fuzzily within my eternally changing realm of understanding and once again I find it necessary to look up their definitions. Wikipedia announces that cognitive dissonance is discomfort caused by holding conflicting cognitions (e.g., ideas, beliefs, values, emotional reactions) simultaneously. And Wiki declares that a meme is "an idea, behavior or style that spreads from person to person within a culture."

Oh . . . yeah . . .  Now I remember. I knew both of those definitions at one time. Since, however, I never actively use those two words but merely occasionally read about them, their definite meanings tend to fade from the forefront of my mind with that lack of active usage.

Words . . . Words and phrases, and their presumed meanings. I have always believed that a specific word (or phrase) should have a definite meaning and that its meaning should be recognized by all who read it. How else can the information being correctly communicated from producer to recipient?

I am not sure I have a distinct point by writing the above. It seems (to me) a bit hollow. Or incomplete perhaps.

Oh well  . . .

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WORD FOR TODAY

gavage [guh-vahzh]
noun
forced feeding, as by a flexible tube and a force pump

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BORN ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY

Bill Moyers
Born June 5, 1934

Bill Moyers is an American journalist and public commentator. Mr. Moyers is currently 77 years old

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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
--George Carlin

Saturday, May 12, 2012

Aw . . . Go Eat A Worm!


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Monica Martinez is starting up a new business in San Francisco. It is a food stand where she sells edible insects to the public. She hopes beetle larvae (meal worms?)  in taco shells will one day become a staple for the restaurant crowd.


Edible Insects article at the Huffington Post.
Edible Insects video
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WORD FOR TODAY

exegesis [ex-uh-JEE-sis]
noun
critical explanation or interpretation of a text or portion of a text, especially of the Bible.

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 BORN ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY

George Carlin

Born May 12, 1937
Died June 22, 2008

 George Denis Patrick Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, satirist, actor and writer/author, who won five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums


ALSO


Emilio Estevez


Born May 12, 1962

Son of Martin Sheen and brother of Charlie Sheen, Estevez was a member of the Brat Pack

He is well known for his role in the movie, The Breakfast Club

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
--George Carlin

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Some Things Are Funny - Some Are Not


I just invested a couple hours enjoying some of the late George Carlin's remarkable wit and wisdom by way of YouTube.

Here are links to a few of the best.

George Carlin's Tonight Show Performance featuring his take on modern words and expressions cracks me up.every time I view (and hear) it

Bet you can't get through that video without laughing.

Also, Global Warming is another Carlin diatribe that is worth hearing and thinking about.

Also, George Carlin's (extremely profane) Politically Incorrect revelation regarding Fat People

And finally, George Carlin's Greatest Moment

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A short article about jam made with raspberries and sugar, nothing more, has prompted me to try my hand at cooking up a batch and finding out whether or not I can do it justice.




If I do prepare this tempting dish I will report on it here on this blog. If not, I probably won't.

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Over at Rensselaer Adventures just below the picture of a bicyclist on a country highway, the blogger wrote: "There are so many interesting stories all around us and we hear so few of them."

And that statement is so true. As I daily walk along the roads here in East Tucson many men, women, children, animals, and many trees and rocks, and distant mountains all fall within my view, and each one of them is a character existing within a specific scene in a unique personal story. And those particular stories will never be heard or read unless I decide to tell or write them.

That is one monstrous responsibility.

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I don't feel much like blogging today. Feel like reading.