Sunday, September 26, 2010

A Poem Titled GAS


Since I have nothing of importance to enter into this space today I decided to copy and paste a poem written by Charles Bukowski that I just read this morning over at The Writer's Almanac -- which is probably illegal but nobody is going to howl about it, and even if they do all I have to do is delete it from the day's blog entry. For some reason I really liked this poem. Don't know why...

Gas
by Charles Bukowski

my grandmother had a serious gas
problem.
we only saw her on Sunday.
she'd sit down to dinner
and she'd have gas.
she was very heavy,
80 years old.
wore this large glass brooch,
that's what you noticed most
in addition to the gas.
she'd let it go just as food was being served.
she'd let it go loud in bursts
spaced about a minute apart.
she'd let it go
4 or 5 times
as we reached for the potatoes
poured the gravy
cut into the meat.

nobody ever said anything;
especially me.
I was 6 years old.
only my grandmother spoke.
after 4 or 5 blasts
she would say in an offhand way,
"I will bury you all!"

I didn't much like that:
first farting
then saying that.

it happened every Sunday.
she was my father's mother.
every Sunday it was death and gas
and mashed potatoes and gravy
and that big glass brooch.

those Sunday dinners would
always end with apple pie and
ice cream
and a big argument
about something or other,
my grandmother finally running out the door
and taking the red train back to
Pasadena
the place stinking for an hour
and my father walking about
fanning a newspaper in the air and
saying, "it's all that damned sauerkraut
she eats!"


Gas by Charles Bukowski,
from The Flash of Lightning Behind the Mountain.
Copyright © Harper Collins, 2004.

Charles Bukowski

__________

Now I am off to work on my latest short-story...

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